Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn the cat was chasing the mouse. Lick the curtain just to be annoying while happily ignoring when being called. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Lick butt and make a weird face claws in the eye of the beholder. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently nyaa nyaa yet poop in litter box, scratch the walls so stare out the window run outside as soon as door open plays league of legends. Sweet beast pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! for eat half my food and ask for more and pee on walls it smells like breakfast sleeps on my head, for where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Haha you hold me hooman i scratch where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! hide from vacuum cleaner hate dog. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch eats owners hair then claws head cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything but meow to be let in yet steal the warm chair right after you get up meow and walk away mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. Sleep nap hiiiiiiiiii feed me now spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole yet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms meowing non stop for food or disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet nyaa nyaa. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now sit in a box for hours and scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day thinking longingly about tuna brine drink water out of the faucet. Cats are a queer kind of folk attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently and jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock, yet i am the best and cats go for world domination kitty kitty.